• baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

(via rearranging-thestars)

necrophilofthefuture:

i dont understand giveaways

like who the fuck just has an extra macbook 

(via lmaopost)

words-of-emotion:

I hope it fucks you up knowing I’m happier without you in my life 

(via mess-of-a-girl)

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via theoreoprep)

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

breakfastburritoe:

do you ever get second hand happiness like someone is happy so you’re happy bc they’re happy

(via shittyblogtitle)