happiest:

if u don’t get a reply i’m either 

  • eating
  • sleeping
  • blogging
  • masturbating
  • watching tv series 
  • or i just hate you 

(via aimlessme)

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

(via american-a)

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

(via aimlessme)

vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

(Source: trashboat, via undercloudnine)

hi:

don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others

(Source: hi, via sleeepdarling)

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

image

(via sleeepdarling)

andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

(Source: highgayden, via undercloudnine)