grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

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modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

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,,

Sunshine all the time makes a desert

Arab proverb

These simple words are so profound & thought provoking.

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iverbz:

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

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  • me: damn i need to save my money
  • me: *spends $200 in a week*

arrowsforpens:

fuck-kirk:

fuck-kirk:

okay guys, but seriously. not ALL cops are bad you all need to understand this. 

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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

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